Wednesday, January 05, 2005
That Was Bad
What a terrible halftime show at last night's pseudo-national title football game.
Kelly Clarkson: Kelly, the tape has not started yet. Please stop mouthing the words. And someone might want to turn down microphone 2 - his backing vocals are completely covering this American Phony.
Trace Adkins: This country music star's action is so good that he makes Mickey Mouse dance in the middle of the field like he is on acid.
Ashlee Simpson: Well, that would just be piling on. Let's just say she earned all the boos from the crowd.
U2: Please go away. I do not care that you have a new video. And the quick cuts from Bono to USC kicking Oklahoma's ass back to the Edge were riveting.
Next year, could we have something less annoying at halftime? Anything. Carrot Top would be better.
Kelly Clarkson: Kelly, the tape has not started yet. Please stop mouthing the words. And someone might want to turn down microphone 2 - his backing vocals are completely covering this American Phony.
Trace Adkins: This country music star's action is so good that he makes Mickey Mouse dance in the middle of the field like he is on acid.
Ashlee Simpson: Well, that would just be piling on. Let's just say she earned all the boos from the crowd.
U2: Please go away. I do not care that you have a new video. And the quick cuts from Bono to USC kicking Oklahoma's ass back to the Edge were riveting.
Next year, could we have something less annoying at halftime? Anything. Carrot Top would be better.
