Sunday, June 18, 2006

The 23rd Qualm

It is Father's Day and Sunday (I know FD is always on Sunday, but work with me), so I present a reworked Biblical verse sent to me by my dad.

Happy Father's Day, Dad!

The 23rd Qualm

Bush is my shepherd; I may not relax.
He maketh trees to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I trudge through the labyrinth of pollution and war,I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich, and media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the name of thy religion.
Thou anointest the land with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my garage apartment forever.

Hat tip to my dad


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