Thursday, August 03, 2006

Floyd Landis Was Dehydrated?

Floyd Landis is now floating the idea that dehydration might have caused him to have extremely elevated levels of testosterone when tested at the Tour de France. Sure, Floyd, you were probably the only dehydrated cyclist in the Tour.

Dude is starting to run out of excuses, so I thought I would help by referring him to my friend Jake.

"I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD"


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